it would be funny if the grammar was even remotely correct.
“Yonder bitch doth have ain fine booty” would work.
or
“Prithee, do thou feast thine eyes on the fine booty upon yonder bitch”
“Yonder bitch dost hath thy fine booty” tranlates (poorly) into “That bitch has YOUR fine ass.”
“Dost hath” is absurdly incorrect and the word “thy” makes zero sense in the context of the sentence.
That is not funny.

January 31, 2008 at 4:39 pm

krmb

Sorry. That was snarky and not meant at all the way it came out. The comic is funny, but grammatically incorrect and that set my mood (and thus comment). I do enjoy your work, keep it up.
Cheers.

January 31, 2008 at 8:10 pm

EvilMonkeyNZ

“Yonder Bitch” … Classic

January 31, 2008 at 8:24 pm

seemikedraw

Well krmb, snarky as it was, I do appreciate the correction. I knew my use of the language was probably all wrong, but I also knew that most people wouldn’t have a clue, just like me.

February 1, 2008 at 9:41 am

Noddegamra

fo’ certain my good man, fo’ certain.

lol, another great cartoon! where do you get your ideas? hehe

February 1, 2008 at 11:30 am

Red Kid

LMAO!! “Yonder bitch?”

As EvilMonkeyNZ said… a classic!!

February 1, 2008 at 12:37 pm

Alex L

Let me see if I can get this comment right.

The shit was da bomb-izzle… close or no.

Funny as always Mike.

(used to be Pope Terry)

February 1, 2008 at 9:02 pm

Joe Chemo

Mike, I laughed so hard that my boss came into my office. Either I’m fired or he just thinks that I have an odd sense of humor. Either way, this cartoon made my day.

February 1, 2008 at 10:08 pm

seemikedraw

Now why is it that you have an odd sense of humour if you like my cartoon? Nothing wrong with laughing when thou feasts thine eyes on ain fine cartoon. (feel free to correct my grammar at any point krmb)

Thanks for the comments guys! I’m glad this one went down well.

PS – Alex, I have a confession to make… I love Iron Chef. I hope you still visit my site again 🙂

February 1, 2008 at 11:11 pm

Joe Chemo

Mike,
My boss is from Texas. They’re “special” down there.

February 2, 2008 at 6:12 am

Alex L

I wont hold it against you Mike. Your to funny to let my hatred of japanese cooking shows get in the way.

February 3, 2008 at 4:13 am

hughvic

Alas and alack! A bustle in her hedgerow! Let thou not be alarmed, now. Pray tell us, might yon ho walk it out, that the Glory of da Lord might be revealeth, and all flesh see as one da bitch’s badunkadunk dip’t in butta sauce?

February 3, 2008 at 4:18 am

hughvic

And so it would appear that we have consensus: you really ought to be ashamed of yourself, Mike. In fact, you should have been ashamed of yourself a very long time ago. Deeply, deeply ashamed. And yet you somehow were not ashamed, and now just look at the results!

February 7, 2008 at 1:12 pm

orangeninja

LOL! Very funny.

February 9, 2008 at 8:13 pm

L'0rd

now,this ranks into my new rank level, ”awasome”, which is 10 times better than the ”awesome” rank level.

(pardon my bad english)

February 11, 2008 at 10:28 am

Gal Pal Lis

Ha great one Mikey!! I love the olden day whore look you have done here!

February 12, 2008 at 12:01 pm

Leah

Shakespearean language + random context = brilliance

February 13, 2008 at 1:24 am

hughvic

Wuddup widdat? Doth not every soul rap likewise, leaving naught save da hookup to randomness? Me thinkest das cold!

February 14, 2008 at 3:53 am

hughvic

All right, I for one am getting sick of the Elizabethan schtick, Mike. Bring on more brilliance or else I will lead the surreal jesters of the Itinerant Thesbian Liberation Front on a cartoon strike that would make a Dane bar the door. Inexplicably long baguettes will appear on narrow streets at dawn and we will frame innocent pipes who insist they are not pipes and that you were behind it all. You’ll have some serious ‘splainin’ to do, Lucy, if you don’t caugh up an execrably tasteless one but quick.

And don’t skimp on the draftsmanship, either.

Or else.

P.S. Here’s one for you…

Q: How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fish.

There. If that doesn’t blow a fuse in your Muse, your Muse is dead.

Dead.

February 14, 2008 at 9:41 am

seemikedraw

hughvic, as far as I can tell, you’re suggesting I do another cartoon…

So it’s done! Cheers for the oh-so elegantly phrased kick up the bum.

February 14, 2008 at 2:32 pm

hughvic